In what will be a recurring feature on this not-read blog, the first "This is Ridiculous" post goes to Joe Cannon.
No, he's not related to Nick Cannon. Who is a gigolo with lots of hos spending lots of dough.
In honor of Joe's post, here's what I've learned from Michael Jackson.
1. That little babies are not to be dangled over balconies
2. That you're not supposed to sleep with little boys, even if you have your clothes on.
3. That dying my skin black would probably be easier and less time consuming than it was to dye Michael's white.
4. That Billie Jean is not my girl either.
5. That Man in the Mirror is the most ironic song ever.
6. That cable news sucks even more than I thought it did.
7. That his death shouldn't be the topic of a post geared to fitness professionals.
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